Bill Walker, World's Greatest Homeless Basketball Player

Bill Walker really had to piss last night, so rather than go to the locker room and deprive his scandalous team of his athletic prowess, he decided to give thousands of people nightmares. The urine stench actually hurt K State's chances because defenders refused to play up on Walker, giving him a plethora of open looks to hoist toward the backboard.

Insert "going problem" joke here.