Stacey Dales Has Questionable Depth Perception

Stacey Dales just called Michael Beasley a guard during the halftime show of G'Town-Pitt, claiming it's amazing for a guard to lead the country in rebounds. At 6-9, he is the tallest player in the Wildcats' regular rotation. Do we really need to keep Bilas or Hubert Davis in the studio at all times just to keep things above a third-grade level? What a fucking idiot.

I'd still hit it though.